Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my..know ...thing..your..know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning.
I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Within 30 seconds of joining you will be able to send messages without any payments whatsoever to other VIP members.